It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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