Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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