): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
