if i can run in heels then i can drive
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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