I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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