jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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