did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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