She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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