he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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