she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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