I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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