I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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