Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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