He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
where are my eyebrows?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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