My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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