But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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