Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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