he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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