I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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