You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Did we literally take a cab across the street
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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