Walk of Shame. In a state park.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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