he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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