Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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