So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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