I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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