i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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