Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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