Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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