she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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