Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You need Xanax blowdarts
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize
