so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he shaved USA in his pubs
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well I just put wine in my tea
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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