God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
