I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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