Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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