If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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