peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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