I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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