She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
