it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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