I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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