Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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