OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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