Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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