love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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