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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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