just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
May the power of my ass compel you!!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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