yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
