I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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