I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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