She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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