talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
God, I missed his penis.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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