Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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