took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
false alarm, still single
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