I need help removing her.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
